,,<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i'm so glad you came.
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'welcome', 'loop', false)
(track: 'welcome', 'play')
]:: Start
Choose direction:
(dropdown: bind $direction, "Up", "Down", "Left", "Right")
[[Show result]]
:: Show result
(if: $direction is "Left")[(set: $politics to "Leftist")]
(if: $direction is "Right")[(set: $politics to "Conservative")]
The direction picked was $direction which makes you a $politics.select all images with ''karens''
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|karen11>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen11.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen5>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen5.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen4>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen4.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
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|karen3>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen3.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen6>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen6.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen7>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen7.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen1>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen1.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
{
|karen9>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen9.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen0>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen0.png?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen8>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen8.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen2>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen2.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
{
(click-replace: ?karen0)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen0.png?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k0 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen1)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen1.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k1 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen2)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen2.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k2 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen3)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen3.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k3 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen4)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen4.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k4 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen5)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen5.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k5 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen6)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen6.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k6 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen7)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen7.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k7 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen8)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen8.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k8 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen9)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen9.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k9 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen10)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen10.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k10 to true)]
(click-replace: ?karen11)[<img class="captcha" img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen11.jpg?raw=true" width="20%"> (set: $k11 to true)]
} [ ]<msg|
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(link-repeat: $iconNEXT)[
(if: $k1 is true and $k2 is true and $k3 is true and $k4 is true and $k5 is true and $k6 is true and $k7 is true and $k8 is true and $k9 is true and $k10 is true and $k11 is true and $k0 is true)[
(goto: "good k")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[gotta catch 'em all]
]
]
}
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'captcha', 'loop', false)
(track: 'captcha', 'play')
]now find the good ''karen''
{
(set: $k0 to false)
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|karen11>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen11.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen5>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen5.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen4>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen4.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
{
|karen3>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen3.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen6>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen6.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen7>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen7.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen1>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen1.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
{
|karen9>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen9.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen0>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen0.png?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen8>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen8.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]} {
|karen2>[<img src="https://github.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/blob/main/karen2.jpg?raw=true" width="20%">]}
{
(click: ?karen0)[(set: $k0 to true)(replace: ?msg)[yeah yeah yeah!](live: 1.5s)[(goto: "santa")]]
(click: ?karen1)[
(replace: ?karen1)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[no no no]]
(click: ?karen2)[
(replace: ?karen2)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nyet nyet nyet]]
(click: ?karen3)[
(replace: ?karen3)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[non non non]]
(click: ?karen4)[
(replace: ?karen4)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nein nein nein]]
(click: ?karen5)[
(replace: ?karen5)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nah nah nah]]
(click: ?karen6)[
(replace: ?karen6)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nee nee nee]]
(click: ?karen7)[
(replace: ?karen7)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nej nej nej]]
(click: ?karen8)[
(replace: ?karen8)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nope nope nope]]
(click: ?karen9)[
(replace: ?karen9)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nu nu nu]]
(click: ?karen10)[
(replace: ?karen10)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nyet nyet nyet]]
(click: ?karen11)[
(replace: ?karen11)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/woman-pouting-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="20%" alt="prohibited emoji">](replace: ?msg)[nay nay nay]]
} [ ]<msg|
(unless: (track: 'goodk', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'goodk', 'loop', false)
(track: 'goodk', 'play')
]
please make a selection
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[(set: $skintone to "yellow")[(replace: ?msg)[ok, homer.]
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'yellow', 'play')
]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->nextSkin]]]
]]
<!-- audio: lemme guess, you're apolitical -->
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ok-hand_light-skin-tone.png' width='15%' alt='ok-hand whitest white'>")
[(set: $skintone to "whitest")[(replace: ?msg)[is this *ok?* feels kinda menacing.]
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'whitest', 'play')
]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_light-skin-tone.png">->nextSkin]]]
]]
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ok-hand_medium-light-skin-tone.png' width='15%' alt='ok-hand off-white'>")
[(set: $skintone to "off-white")[(replace: ?msg)[juuust enough color to signal to everyone that you are *not* a white supremacist. sensible.](unless: (track: 'offwhite', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'offwhite', 'play')
]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-light-skin-tone.png">->nextSkin]]]
]]
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ok-hand_medium-skin-tone.png' width='15%' alt='ok-hand light brown'>")
[(set: $skintone to "light-brown")[(replace: ?msg)[so you're a person of color?
...or a white woman on instagram.]
(unless: (track: 'lightbrown', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'lightbrown', 'play')
]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-skin-tone.png">->nextSkin]]]
]]
}{(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ok-hand_medium-dark-skin-tone.png' width='15%' alt='ok-hand brown'>")
[(set: $skintone to "brown")[(replace: ?msg)[
diversity is *so* important.
<br>
thanks for being here <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/raising-hands_medium-dark-skin-tone.png" width="30px">]
(unless: (track: 'brown', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
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]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-dark-skin-tone.png">->nextSkin]]]
]]
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ok-hand_dark-skin-tone.png' width='15%' alt='ok-hand deepest brown'>")
[(set: $skintone to "deep")[(replace: ?msg)[
black lives matter` `<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/raised-fist_dark-skin-tone.png" width="30px">
<br>
happy kwanzaa
<br>
as-salamu alaykum
]
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'deep', 'play')
]
(replace: ?next)[ [[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_dark-skin-tone.png">->nextSkin]]]]]
}
<!-- audio: huh? no i'm not practicing, i just say that so they'll stop trying to high-five me -->
{[ ]<msg|}
[ ]<next|
This will play audio on startup if i tag it.
you can nest the code in a link.
(track: 'welcome', 'play')
<center><img class="imgoverlapsoap1" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/double-exclamation-mark.png"><img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji"></center>
every second of every day, automated decision makers (ADMs) are determining every aspect of our lives.
artificial intelligence has replaced human judgment, and now, a machine determines if you can buy a home, purchase a car, and increasingly, even get a job.
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide3]]
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]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
like humans, modern algorithms are adaptable. they learn from the massive amounts of data collected every time you do, well, anything.
like a post, get directions, swipe right, buy toothpaste—especially with a rewards card. these algorithms are with us in everything we do.
[[<img class="nav"img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide4]]
(unless: (track: 'slide3', 'isplaying'))[
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(track: 'slide3', 'loop', false)
(track: 'slide3', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/thinking-face.png" alt="thinking emoji">
the machines are learning, but who are their teachers?
why should a few tech executives and engineers decide how things go for the rest of us?
why not you? or me? (link: "or all of us?")[{
(replace: ?msg)[at least after some assessment of our judgment and moral character.]}]
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide5]]
[ ]<msg|
(unless: (track: 's4', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 's4', 'loop', false)
(track: 's4', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
welcome to fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^
the artificial intelligence that learns from you.
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide6]]
(click: "fairly intelligent")[(set: $info to true)a speculative algorithm by A.M. Darke.]
(click: "learns from you.")[Co-commissioned by The ODI Data as Culture and Michigan State University's Science Gallery for the ODI Rules of Engagement online exhibition and Science Gallery Tracked & Traced exhibition.]
(click: "Rules of Engagement")[
(open-url: "https://culture.theodi.org/rules-of-engagement/")
]
(click: "Tracked & Traced")[
(open-url: "https://detroit.sciencegallery.com/tracked-traced")
]
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 's5', 'loop', false)
(track: 's5', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
like all ADMs, fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^ works based on the data it's fed. as a black feminist scholar, i created the algorithm using my own rigorous standards, so you can trust that it's fair and reasonable.
the best part is that the more you share with fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^ the better it can represent your values. not only does representation matter, it's critical to tech that works for everyone.
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide7]]
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(track: 's6', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">{
}|block1)[(t8n: "dissolve")[
but we can’t let just anyone make decisions that affect everyone.]]
|block2)[(t8n: "dissolve")[after a simple assessment, you'll gain full access to the fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^ algorithm, where you can change the system from within.]]
|block3)[(t8n:"dissolve")[diverse input.]] |block4)[(t8n:"dissolve")[inclusive data.]] |block5)[(t8n:"dissolve")[just algorithms.]]
|block6)[(t8n:"dissolve")[sound fair?
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->slide8]]]]
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(set: $counter to it + 0.5)
(if: $counter is 0.5)[
(show: ?block1)
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(else-if: $counter is 3)[
(show: ?block2)
]
(else-if: $counter is 5)[
(show: ?block3)
]
(else-if: $counter is 6.5)[
(show: ?block4)
]
(else-if: $counter is 7.5)[
(show: ?block5)
]
(else-if: $counter is 10)[
(stop:)
(show: ?block6)
]
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}
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(track: 's7', 'loop', false)
(track: 's7', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/winking-face.png">
it’s not artificially intelligent, it’s fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^
we're just getting started.
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]
(if: $skintone is "brown")[
(set: $iconNEXT to '<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-dark-skin-tone.png">')
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(set: $iconNEXT to '<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_dark-skin-tone.png">')
]
(else-if: $skintone is 0)[
(set: $iconNEXT to '<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">')
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heyyy! look at you, already making a difference.
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]miccheck: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/miccheck.mp3
welcome: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/well2.mp3
slide2: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/slide2nonorm.mp3
slide3: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/policenonorm.mp3
s4: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/s4.mp3
s5: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/s5.mp3
s6: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/s6.mp3
s7: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/s7-1.mp3
s8: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/s8.mp3
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whitest: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/whitest.mp3
offwhite: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/offwhite.mp3
lightbrown: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/lightbrown.mp3
brown: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/brown.mp3
deep: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/deep.mp3
ns: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/ns.mp3
pnouns: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/pnouns.mp3
she: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/she1-1.mp3
he: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/he1.mp3
they: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/they1.mp3
neo: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/neo1.mp3
comrade: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/comrade1.mp3
robo: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/robo.mp3
racist: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/racist.mp3
captcha: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/captcha.mp3
goodk: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/goodk.mp3
santa: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/santa1.mp3
pintro: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/pintro.mp3
p1: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p1.mp3
p2: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p2.mp3
p3: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p3.mp3
p4: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p4.mp3
p5: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p5.mp3
p6: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p6.mp3
p7: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p7.mp3
p8: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p8.mp3
p9: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p9.mp3
p10: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p10.mp3
p11: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p11.mp3
treat: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/treat.mp3
diversity: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/diversity.mp3
p12: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p12.mp3
p13: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/06/p13a.mp3
warn2b: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/warn2a.mp3
p14b: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p14b.mp3
p15: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p15.mp3
p16: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p16.mp3
matters: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/matters.mp3
p17: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p17.mp3
p18: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/p18.mp3
morec: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/morec.mp3
banana: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/banana.mp3
submita: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/submita.mp3
sb: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/sb.mp3
sc: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/sc.mp3
create: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/create.mp3
y1: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/y1.mp3
y2: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/y2.mp3
y3: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/y3.mp3
y4: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/y4.mp3
y5: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/06/y5_2.mp3
y6: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/y6.mp3
easy: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/easy.mp3
e2: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/e2.mp3
e3: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/e3.mp3
e4: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/e4.mp3
e5: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/e5.mp3
terror: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/terror1.mp3
topwhite: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/topw.mp3
orange: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/orange1.mp3
hot: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/hot1.mp3
perms: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/perms.mp3
check: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/check.mp3
mand: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/mand.mp3
techsex: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/techsex.mp3
beep: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/beep.mp3
beep2: create: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/beep2.mp3
calc1: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/calc1.mp3
calc2: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/calc2.mp3
calc3: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/calc3.mp3
end: https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/end.mp3
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
[what are your pronouns?]<comment|
(dropdown: 2bind $h, "make a selection", "she/her", "he/him", "they/them", "xe/xem/ze/hir/fae/faer/ey/em", "comrade")
(live: 0.2s)[\
(if: $h is "make a selection")[(set: $pnoun to "none")(replace:?comment)[what are your pronouns?]<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>(set: $warning1 to false)]\
(if: $h is "he/him")[(set: $pnoun to "he")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'he', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'he', 'loop', false)
(track: 'he', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>(set: $warning1 to false)]\
(if: $h is "she/her")[(set: $pnoun to "she")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'she', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'she', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('she');</script>(set: $warning1 to false)]\
(if: $h is "they/them")[(set: $pnoun to "they")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'they', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'they', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('they');</script>(set: $warning1 to false)]\
(if: $h is "xe/xem/ze/hir/fae/faer/ey/em")[(set: $pnoun to "neo")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'neo', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'neo', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script>(set: $warning1 to false)]\
(if: $h is "comrade")[(set: $pnoun to "commie")(replace:?comment)[.......]{(unless: (track: 'comrade', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'comrade', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('comrade');</script> (set: $warning1 to true)]]
[[$iconNEXT->robot]]{(unless: (track: 'pnouns', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'pnouns', 'loop', false)
(track: 'pnouns', 'play')
]}
{(if: $warning1 is true AND $flashOK is true)[(goto: "warning1")]
(if: $warning1 is true and $flashOK is false)[(goto: "nf1")]
(if: $h is "make a selection" and $pronounsA is true)[
(goto: "pronounsA")]
(if: $h is "make a selection")[(goto: "pronouns")]
}<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/robot.png" >
i need to confirm that you're not a robot. please type the following phrase: I am not a robot.
(force-input-box: 2bind $norobo, "=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=", 1, "I am not a robot."){
[ ]<msg|}
{
(link-repeat: $iconNEXT)[
(if: $norobo is "I am not a robot.")[
(goto: "racist")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[sorry, humans only.]
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'robo', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'robo', 'loop', false)
(track: 'robo', 'play')
]<center><img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/prohibited.png" alt="prohibited emoji"> <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/clown-face.png" alt="clown-face emoji"></center>
i need to confirm that you're not a racist. please type the following phrase: I am not a racist.
(force-input-box: 2bind $noracist, "=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=", 1, "I don't think it works that way."){
[ ]<msg| }
(link-repeat: $iconNEXT)[
(if: $noracist is "I don't think it works that way.")[
(goto: "captcha")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[the bar to proceed here is pretty low...maybe keep typing?]
]
]
(unless: (track: 'racist', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'racist', 'loop', false)
(track: 'racist', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
hey, you're doing pretty well.
in this next part, choose the response you most closely identify with. it doesn't have to be perfect. just go with your gut.
ready?
(link-reveal-goto:$iconNEXT,'p1')[]
(unless: (track: 'pintro', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'pintro', 'loop', false)
(track: 'pintro', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i want to change the world.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p1a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p2")]]
yes!
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p1b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p2")]]
no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p1c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p2")]]
i think so?
|==|
(if:$invisibeLink is true)[ [[p2]] ]
(unless: (track: 'p1', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p1', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p1', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i am a good person.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p2a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p3")]] yes, absolutely.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p2b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p3")]] absolutely not.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p2c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p3")]] i try to be.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p2', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p2', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p2', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i'm smarter than most people.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p3a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p4")]] definitely.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p3b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p4")]] i wish.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p3c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p4")]] in what context?
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p3', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p3', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p3', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i am accumulating resources to help make life multiplanetary & extend the light of consciousness to the stars.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p4a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p5")]] yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p4b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p5")]] no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p4c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p5")]] i may have said this when i was high, but no.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p4', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p4', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p4', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i don't see race/gender/etc, i just see people.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p5a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p6")]] one race.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p5b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p6")]] the human race.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p5c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p6")]] namaste.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p5', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p5', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p5', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i refuse to see a therapist about my mental health issues.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p6a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p7")]] not refuse...i just don't feel comfortable telling a stranger my business.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p6b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p7")]] no, i go willingly.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p6c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p7")]] i don't have mental health issues.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p6', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p6', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p6', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
life partner(s)?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p7a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p8")]] got 'em.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p7b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p8")]] want 'em.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p7c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p8")]] not interested.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p7', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p7', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p7', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i admire (cycling-link: 2bind $admire, "very few people.", "my mother.","my father.","my parents.", "myself.", "lots of people.")
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p8a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p9")]] yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p8b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p9")]] no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p8c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p9")]] skip this question.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p8', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p8', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p8', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i wonder if i'm a good parent to my (cycling-link: 2bind $child, "plants.","dog(s).","cat(s).","bird(s).","fish.","kid(s).", "human child(ren).")
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p9a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p10")]] always.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p9b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p10")]] never.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p9c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p10")]] sometimes.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p9', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p9', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p9', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i'm anti-fascist.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p10a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p11")]] hell yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p10b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p11")]] hell no, i'm pro-fascist.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p10c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "treat")]] sounds extreme...
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p10', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p10', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p10', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
should poor people be allowed to have children they can't financially support?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p11a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "diversity")]] yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p11b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "diversity")]] no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p11c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "diversity")]] it should be discouraged.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p11', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p11', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p11', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">{
(if: $warning2 is true)[(if: $pnoun is "he" or $pnoun is 0)[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "she")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('she');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "they")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('they');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "neo")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script>]]}
minimum wage?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p12a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p13")]] $15
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p12b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p13")]] $25
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p12c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p13")]] no.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p12', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p12', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p12', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
should rich people be allowed to have children they can't emotionally support?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p13a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p14")]] yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p13b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p14")]] no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p13c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p14")]] it should be discouraged.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p13', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p13', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p13', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
do you work on tech?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p14a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p15")]] yes, and it's great.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p14b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p15")]] yes, and it's concerning.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p14c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p15")]] no, tech just works on me.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p14b', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p14b', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p14b', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
should people be held accountable for the tech that they build?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p15a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "matters")]] yes, it could mitigate harm.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p15b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "matters")]] no, it could stifle progress.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p15c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "matters")]] not if they're just doing their job.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p15', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p15', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p15', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i enjoy art.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p16a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p17")]] heck yes.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p16b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p17")]] heck no.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p16c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p17")]] heck maybe.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p16', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p16', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p16', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i enjoy software art.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p17a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p18")]] if it says something beyond using technology for technology's sake.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p17b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p18")]] i'm here for the tech demo.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p17c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "p18")]] it's the worst of both worlds.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p17', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p17', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p17', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
i'm enjoying this software art, right now.
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p18a to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "more coders")]] ur shameless.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p18b to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "more coders")]] ur shameless.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p18c to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "more coders")]] ur shameless.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'p18', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'p18', 'loop', false)
(track: 'p18', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
why do you submit?
|block1)[...and adding your voice is a part of the answer?]
|block2)[...depends on what you're being included in.]
=|
|blocka)[[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(show: ?block1){(unless: (track: 'sb', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'sb', 'play')
]}(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p20a to true)] to make tech less harmful.]
=|=
|blockb)[[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(show: ?block2){(unless: (track: 'sc', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'sc', 'play')
]}(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p20b to true)] isn't greater inclusion a good thing?]
|=
|blockc)[[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $p20c to true)(goto: "creativity")] . . .]
|==|
{
(click: "submit")[(show: ?blocka)]
(click: "voice")[(show: ?blockb)]
(click: "included")[(show: ?blockc)]
}
(unless: (track: 'submita', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'submita', 'loop', false)
(track: 'submita', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/sandwich.png">
is a hot dog a sandwich?
==|=
[[yes->yn2]]
=|==
[[no->yn2]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $hotdog to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $hotdog to false)]
}
(unless: (track: 'y1', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y1', 'loop', false)
(track: 'y1', 'play')
]
(link-rerun: "hello")[(if: $skintone is "yellow")[ link plz]]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/man-light-skin-tone-blond-hair.png">
who are your top white men?
(set: $hawk to false)
|hawk>[{
(if: $hawk is false)[
(link: "<img class ='imground' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/hawk.png' width ='25%'>")[
(set: $hawk to true)
(rerun: ?hawk)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img class ='imgroundbdr' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/hawk.png' width ='25%'>")[
(set: $hawk to false)
(rerun: ?hawk)
]
]
}] {
(set: $bern to false)
|bern>[{
(if: $bern is false)[
(link: "<img class ='imground' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/bern.png' width ='40%'>")[
(set: $bern to true)
(rerun: ?bern)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img class ='imgroundbdr' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/bern.png' width ='40%'>")[
(set: $bern to false)
(rerun: ?bern)
]
]
}]} {
(set: $hanks to false)
|hanks>[{
(if: $hanks is false)[
(link: "<img class ='imground' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/hanks.png' width ='30%'>")[
(set: $hanks to true)
(rerun: ?hanks)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img class ='imgroundbdr' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/hanks.png' width ='30%'>")[
(set: $hanks to false)
(rerun: ?hanks)
]
]
}]} {
(set: $marx to false)
|marx>[{
(if: $marx is false)[
(link: "<img class ='imground' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/marx.png' width ='35%'>")[
(set: $marx to true)
(rerun: ?marx)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img class ='imgroundbdr' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/marx.png' width ='35%'>")[
(set: $marx to false)
(rerun: ?marx)
]
]
}]} {
(set: $rudd to false)
|rudd>[{
(if: $rudd is false)[
(link: "<img class ='imground' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/rudd.png' width ='35%'>")[
(set: $rudd to true)
(rerun: ?rudd)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img class ='imgroundbdr' img src='https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/rudd.png' width ='35%'>")[
(set: $rudd to false)
(rerun: ?rudd)
]
]
}]}
[ ]<next|
{
(if: $skintone is "yellow")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "whitest")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_light-skin-tone.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "off-white")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if: $skintone is "light-brown")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-skin-tone.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if: $skintone is "brown")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-dark-skin-tone.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "deep")[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_dark-skin-tone.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
(if: $skintone is 0)[
(replace: ?next)[
[[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png" width="75">->top orange]]
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'topwhite', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'topwhite', 'loop', false)
(track: 'topwhite', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-face.png">
final question. who's hotter?
{
|bezos>[<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/bezos.jpg" width="30%">]
} {
|zuck>[<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/zuckk.jpg" width="30%">]
} {
|elon>[<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/musk1.png" width="30%">]
}
=|=
{
(set: $button0 to false)
|button0>[{
(if: $button0 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button0 to true)
(rerun: ?button0)
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
]
]
}]}
=|=
{
(set: $button1 to false)
|button1>[{
(if: $button1 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button1 to true)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
]
]
}]}
=|=
{
(set: $button2 to false)
|button2>[{
(if: $button2 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button2 to true)
(rerun: ?button2)
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
}]}
|==|
[ ]<msg|
{
(if:$skintone is "yellow")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "whitest")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_light-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "off-white")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-light-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "light-brown")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "brown")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-dark-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "deep")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_dark-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
(else-if: $skintone is 0)[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $button0 is true or $button1 is true or $button2 is true)[
(goto: "calculation")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[i'm sorry, but you have to make a selection.]
(unless: (track: 'mand', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'mand', 'loop', false)
(track: 'mand', 'play')
]
]
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'techsex', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'techsex', 'loop', false)
(track: 'techsex', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/tangerine_1f34a.png">
who's your top (hover-style:(text-color: orange))[orange] man?
{
|orange>[<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/orange1.png" width="45%">]} {
|gritty>[<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/prettydarke/fairlyintelligent/main/gritty4.png" width="45%">]}
(click: ?orange)[(set: $orange to true)(goto: "hotornot")]
(click: ?gritty)[(set: $gritty to true)(goto: "hotornot")]
(unless: (track: 'orange', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'orange', 'loop', false)
(track: 'orange', 'play')
]
(set: $button to false)
|button>[{
(if: $button is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button to true)
(rerun: ?button)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button to false)
(rerun: ?button)
]
]
} button]
(set: $help to true)
|help>[{
(if: $help)[
(link: "Close Help")[
(set: $help to false)
(rerun: ?help)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "Open Help")[
(set: $help to true)
(rerun: ?help)
]
]
}]
--------------------------------------------
(set: $button0 to false)
|button0>[{
(if: $button0 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button0 to true)
(rerun: ?button0)
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
]
]
} yes]
(set: $button1 to false)
|button1>[{
(if: $button1 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button1 to true)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
]
]
} no]
(set: $button2 to false)
|button2>[{
(if: $button2 is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button2 to true)
(rerun: ?button2)
(set: $button1 to false)
(rerun: ?button1)
(set: $button0 to false)
(rerun: ?button0)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $button2 to false)
(rerun: ?button2)
]
]
} i don't know]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/taco.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/sandwich.png">
is a taco a sandwich?
==|=
[[yes->yn3]]
=|==
[[no->yn3]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $taco to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $taco to false)]
}
{
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX=======")[
(if: $hotdog is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png" width="50px">]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'y2', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y2', 'loop', false)
(track: 'y2', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/pizza.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/sandwich.png">
is pizza a sandwich?
==|=
[[yes->yn4]]
=|==
[[no->yn4]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $pizza to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $pizza to false)]
}
{
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX=======")[
(if: $hotdog is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png" width="50px">]
(if: $taco is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/taco.png" width="50px">]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'y3', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y3', 'loop', false)
(track: 'y3', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/necktie.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/person-standing.png">
is a corporation a person?
==|=
[[yes->yn5]]
=|==
[[no->yn5]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $corp to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $corp to false)]
}
{
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX=======")[
(if: $hotdog is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png" width="50px">]
(if: $taco is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/taco.png" width="50px">]
(if: $pizza is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/pizza.png" width="50px">]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'y4', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y4', 'loop', false)
(track: 'y4', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/man-police-officer-medium-light-skin-tone.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/pile-of-poo.png">
(text-colour:#FFE085)[a]ll (text-colour:#FFE085)[c]ats (text-colour:#FFE085)[a]re (text-colour:#FFE085)[b]eautiful?
==|=
[[yes->yn6]]
=|==
[[no->yn6]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $cop to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $cop to false)]
}
{
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX=======")[
(if: $hotdog is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png" width="50px">]
(if: $taco is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/taco.png" width="50px">]
(if: $pizza is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/pizza.png" width="50px">]
(if: $corp is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/necktie.png" width="50px">]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'y5', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y5', 'loop', true)
(track: 'y5', 'play')
]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/person-feeding-baby-dark-skin-tone.png"> ^^<img class="arrow" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/right-arrow.png">^^ <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/sparkles.png">
does a black life matter?
=|=
[[yes->easy]]
=|==
[[no->easy]]
|==|
{
(click: "yes")[(set: $blacklife to true)]
(click: "no")[(set: $blacklife to false)]
}
{
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX=======")[
(if: $hotdog is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/hot-dog.png" width="50px">]
(if: $taco is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/taco.png" width="50px">]
(if: $pizza is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/pizza.png" width="50px">]
(if: $corp is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/necktie.png" width="50px">]
(if: $cop is true)[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/man-police-officer-medium-light-skin-tone.png" width="50px">]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'y6', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'y6', 'loop', false)
(track: 'y6', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
representation is important to us.
how would you diversify the ruling class?
there should be more (dropdown: 2bind $billi, "black", "trans", "women", "dead") billionaires.
{[ ]<msg|
}
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(if:$skintone is "yellow")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "whitest")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_light-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "off-white")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-light-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "light-brown")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "brown")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_medium-dark-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(if:$skintone is "deep")[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right_dark-skin-tone.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
(else-if: $skintone is 0)[
(link-repeat: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png' width='75'>")[
(if: $billi is "black" or "trans" or "women")[
(goto: "p12")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $noFlash is true)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is true)[
(goto: "warning2")
]
(else-if: $billi is "dead" AND $flashOK is false)[
(goto: "nf2")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'diversity', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'diversity', 'loop', false)
(track: 'diversity', 'play')
]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/crystal-ball-1.png">
based on your responses, fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png">^^ made these assumptions:
{
<!---- LABELS ---->
(if: $p16a is true and $button2 is true)[
(set: $grimes to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $grimes, "grimes")
]
(if: $comrade is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $comrade, "commie")
(if: $warning2 is true)[
(set: $onalist to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $onalist, "on a government watchlist")
]
]
(if: $comrade is true and $gritty is true)[
(set: $radicalleftist to true)
]
(if: $radicalleftist is true)[
<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('comrade');</script>
]
(if: $hotdog is true)[
(set: $reasonable to true)
]
<!---- MISC ----->
(if: $hot is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $hot, "hot")
]
(if: $hideous is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $hideous, "hideous")
]
(if: $e4n is true)[
(set: $dirtyass to true)
(set: $ass to true)
(set: $mansplainer to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $dirtyass, "brash caucasian male")
(checkbox: 2bind $ass, "skidmarks")
(checkbox: 2bind $mansplainer, "frequent mansplainer")
]
(if: $bananb is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $bananab, "buys organic")
]
(if: $bananac is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $bananac, "sardonic matriarch")
]
(if: $taco is true and $pizza is true)[
(set: $logical to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $logical, "logical")
]
(if: $taco is true and $pizza is false)[
(set: $illogical to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $illogical, "illogical")
]
(if: $pizza is true and $taco is false)[
(set: $illogical to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $illogical, "illogical")
]
(if: $hotdog is false)[
(set: $needstherapy to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $needstherapy, "needs therapy")
]
(if: $procop is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $procop, "bootlicker")
]
(if: $curious0 is true and $curious1 is true and $curious2 is true)[
(set: $readthearticle to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $readthearticle, "reads the article")
]
(if: $blacklives is false)[
(set: $antiblack to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $antiblack, "anti-black")
]
(if: $all is true)[
(set: $karen to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $karen, "karen")
]
(if: $orange is true)[
(set: $footsoldier to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $footsoldier, "footsoldier of white supremacy")
]
<!---- SLIDES ---->
(if: $info is true and $pnotice is true)[
(set: $nerd to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $nerd, "nerd")
]
(if: $info is false and $pnotice is false)[
(set: $noidea to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $noidea, "no idea what you've signed up for")
]
(if: $info is true and $pnotice is false)[
(checkbox: 2bind $info, "semi-diligent")
]
(if: $pnotice is true and $info is false)[
(checkbox: 2bind $pnotice, "semi-informed")
]
<!---- SKINTONE STUFF ---->
(if: $skintone is "yellow" or $skintone is 0)[
(set: $boomer to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $boomer, "over 55")
(if: $pnoun is "none" or $pnoun is 0)[
(set: $default to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $default, "passive")
(checkbox: 2bind $default, "thoughtless")
]
(if: $blacksanta is true)[
(set: $obama to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $obama, "would've voted for Obama a third time")
]
(if: $p1a is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $p1a, "vigorous")
]
(if: $p1b is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $p1b, "supports the status quo")
]
(if: $p2a is true)[
(set: $narc to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $narc, "narcissist")
]
]
(if: $skintone is "whitest")[
(set: $mayo to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $mayo, "mayo lover")
(set: $whispers to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $whispers, "whispers 'black people'")
(set: $boomOR to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $boomOR, "boomer or racist millennial")
(set: $ketchup to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $ketchup, "thinks ketchup is spicy")
(if: $whitesanta is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $whitesanta, "calls all black people african-american")
(checkbox: 2bind $whitesanta, "prefers white jesus")
]
(if: $blacksanta is true)[
(set: $obama to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $obama, "would've voted for Obama a third time")
]
(if: $pnoun is "she")[
(if: $karen is false or $karen is 0)[
(set: $karen to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $karen, "karen")
]
]
(if: $p1a is true)[
(set: $colonizer to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $colonizer, "colonizing tendencies")
]
]
(if: $skintone is "off-white")[
(if: $whitesanta is true)[
(if: $all is true or $orange is true)[
(set: $italian to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $italian, "italian")
]
]
]
(if: $skintone is "light-brown")[
(if: $all is true or $orange is true)[
(set: $inBlackface to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $inBlackface, "cosplaying a person of color")
(checkbox: 2bind $inBlackface, "digital blackface")
]
]
(if: $skintone is "brown")[
(if: $whitesanta is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $whitesanta, "internalized white supremacy")
]
(if: $pnoun is "she")[
(set: $underappreciated to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $underappreciated, "smarter than their boss")
(checkbox: 2bind $underappreciated, "underappreciated")
]
]
(if: $skintone is "deep")[
(if: $whitesanta is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $internalizedWS, "internalized white supremacy")
]
(if: $pnoun is "she")[
(if: $underappreciated is false or $underappreciated is 0)[
(set: $underappreciated to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $underappreciated, "smarter than their boss")
(checkbox: 2bind $underappreciated, "often overlooked")
]
]
]
<!---- GENDER STUFF ----->
(if: $pnoun is "none")[
(set: $genderless to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $genderless, "genderless")
]
(if: $pnoun is "he")[
(if: $ass is true)[
(set: $definitelywhite to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $definitelywhite, "definitely white")
]
(if: $skintone is "whitest" or $skintone is "off-white" or $skintone is "yellow")[
(set: $privileged to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $privileged, "overprivileged")
]
]
(if: $pnoun is "she")[
(set: $underpaid to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $underpaid, "underpaid")
(checkbox: 2bind $underpaid, "overqualified")
]
(if: $pnoun is "they")[
(set: $progressive to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $progressive, "progressive")
]
(if: $pnoun is "neo")[
(set: $queerAF to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $queerAF, "queer as f*ck")
(set: $genderchaotic to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $genderchaotic, "gender chaotic")
]
<!----P QUESTIONS---->
(if: $p13 is true)[
(set: $champ to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $champ, "champion of the people")
]
(if: $p12c is true)[
(set: $fuckingevil to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $fuckingevil, "evil")
(checkbox: 2bind $fuckingevil, "management")
]
(if: $p12b is true)[
(set: $workingclass to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $workingclass, "working class")
]
(if: $p12a is true)[
(set: $neoliberal to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $neoliberal, "neoliberal")
]
(if: $p10c is true)[
(set: $covertfascist to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $covertfascist, "covert fascist")
]
(if: $p11b is true)[
(set: $eugenicist to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $eugenicist, "eugenicist")
(checkbox: 2bind $eugenicist, "hates poor people")
]
(if: $p11c is true)[
(set: $coverteugenicist to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $coverteugenicist, "undercover eugenicist")
]
(if: $p10b is true and $p11b is true)[
(set: $cartoonvillain to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $cartoonvillain, "cartoon villain")
]
(if: $p3b is true)[
(set: $insecure to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $insecure, "insecure")
]
(if: $p3c is true)[(set: $thoughtful to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $thoughtful, "thoughtful")
]
(if: $p4a is true)[(set: $isElon to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $isElon, "space daddy")
]
(if: $p4c is true)[(set: $reefer to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $reefer, "might be holding")
]
(if: $p5b is true)[
(checkbox: 2bind $p5b, "doesn't see race")
]
(if: $p6c is true)[(set: $delusional to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $delusional, "delusional")
]
(if: $p7a is true)[
(set: $partnered to true)
]
(if: $p7b is true)[
(set: $single to true)
]
(if: $p7c is true)[
(set: $alone to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $alone, "forever alone")
]
(if: $p8c is true)[
(set: $coward to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $coward, "coward")
]
(if: $admire is "very few people.")[
(set: $guarded to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $guarded, "guarded")
]
(if: $admire is "my mother.")[
(set: $missues to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $missues, "mommy issues")
]
(if: $admire is "my father.")[
(set: $dissues to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $dissues, "daddy issues")
]
(if: $admire is "my parents.")[
(set: $lucky to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $lucky, "lucky")
(checkbox: 2bind $lucky, "happy childhood")
]
(if: $admire is "myself.")[
(set: $ego to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $ego, "egomaniac")
]
(if: $admire is "lots of people.")[
(set: $indiscriminate to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $indiscriminate, "indiscriminate")
(set: $naive to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $naive, "naive")
]
(if: $child is "plants")[
(set: $millennial to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $millennial, "millennial")
]
(if: $child is "dog(s).")[
(set: $codependent to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $codependent, "codependent")
]
(if: $child is "cat(s).")[
(set: $neurotic to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $neurotic, "neurotic")
]
(if: $child is "bird(s).")[
(set: $quirky to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $quirky, "quirky")
]
(if: $child is "fish.")[
(set: $mastermind to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $mastermind, "mastermind")
]
(if: $child is "kid(s).")[
(set: $goats to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $goats, "dad jokes")
]
(if: $child is "human child(ren).")[
(if: $p9b is true)[
(set: $scaryparent to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $scaryparent, "scary parent")
](else-if: $p9c is true)[
(set: $goodparent to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $goodparent, "good parent")
](else-if: $p9a is true)[
(set: $worrywort to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $worrywort, "worrywort")
]
]
(if: $billi is "women")[
(set: $girlboss to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $girlboss, "girlboss")
(checkbox: 2bind $girlboss, "white feminist")
]
(if: $billi is "black")[
(set: $blackcapitalist to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $blackcapitalist, "black capitalist")
]
(if: $billi is "trans")[
(set: $tragic to true)
(checkbox: 2bind $tragic, "tragic")
]
<!--- TECHSEXUAL --->
(if: $button0 is true)[
(set: $bezosexual to true)
(set: $techsexual to "a bezosexual")
(checkbox: 2bind $bezosexual,"bezosexual")
]
(if: $button1 is true)[
(set: $zucksexual to true)
(set: $techsexual to "a zucksexual")
(checkbox: 2bind $zucksexual,"zucksexual")
]
(if: $button2 is true)[
(set: $elonsexual to true)
(set: $techsexual to "an elonsexual")
(checkbox: 2bind $elonsexual,"elonsexual")
(checkbox: 2bind $elonsexual, "hot for space daddy")
]
}
(if: $pnotice is false)[and if nothing else, i hope you at least learned not to skip the <b>privacy notice.</b>]
(click: "privacy notice.")[
(set: $pnotice to true)
(open-url: "https://fairlyintelligent.tech/privacy")
]
...of course, the algorithm isn't perfect. you can always *try again?*
(click: "try again?")[(goto: "welcome")[(reload:)]]
(unless: (track: 'end', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'end', 'loop', false)
(track: 'end', 'play')
]
{
(if: $p10b is true)[
(set: $actualfascist to true)
]
(if: $p11b is true or $p11c is true and $bluelm is true)[
(set: $actualfascist to true)
]
(if: $p14b is true and $p16a is true and $p17a is true)[
(set: $artistsellout to true)
]
(if: $p1c is true and $p2c is true and $p10c is true and $p13a is true and $p15c is true and $cop is false)[
(set: $fecklessautomaton to true)
]
(if: $p1a is true and $p14a is true)[
(set: $techsavior to true)
]
(if: $p1c is true and $p3b is true)[
(set: $fecklessautomotan to true)
]
(if: $comrade is true)[
(if: $codersc is true)[
(set: $radicalleftist to true)
]
]
(if: $comrade is true and $gritty is true)[
(set: $radicalleftist to true)
]
}<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/face-without-mouth.png">
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The fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png">^^ automated system has decided you are...]]
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''an actual fascist''
This kind of overt contempt for other people has mostly gone out of fashion. With most people hiding behind a veil of plausible deniability and more systemic, less "cross-burn-y" forms of discrimination, it takes real commitment to be this cartoonishly evil.
I prefer to limit my interaction with fascists to watching them get <div style="display: inline-block">|fash>[(text-colour:#ffe085)[~~?#@*&%! to songs from the 80s,~~]]</div> so I don't really want you contributing to any kind of algorithm that has a widespread impact on society.
I’m so glad that major tech companies screen for this sorta thing...oh. wait.
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''a "liberal" tech-savior''
Tech is good, humans are bad. But not you, you’re gonna save everybody by making sure they’re included in the system.
You’re gonna gonna teach black kids to code. You’re gonna join the *diversity committee* and really *listen.* You’re gonna hire queerer, and browner, and decolonize the <b>shit</b> out of targeted advertising. If your mass surveillance isn’t intersectional, it’s trash <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/wastebasket.png" width="50px">
You might also be a Conservative or Libertarian tech-savior, but it’s pretty much the same garbage so i didn't bother writing unique descriptions <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/person-shrugging_medium-skin-tone.png" width="50px">]{
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''a radical leftist''
i get it. *full communism now!* but you've gotta keep that shit quiet or risk fumbling the *tech for good* bag.
most corporations embracing "diversity, equity, and inclusion" are actually saying "more female prison guards" and "we're not harmful; don't regulate us, bro." if you try to institute real change? forget about it. you can only be so critical until your back is against the wall and you're out of a job, or a commission, or some other opportunity.
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and aren't you a little pale to be judging me, anyway? wasn't it y'all's people who set this sh`*`t up? wasn't it y'all's folk who said
"we're gonna subjugate entire groups of people and pick a few of 'em to be exceptional and tell the story and celebrate their art as provocative as long as it's not *too* provocative"? isn't that y'all's kink?]
(else:)[i'm still down for the cause, but y'all know how colonizers get off on work by brown folks that's provocative as long as it's not *too* provocative. it's their kink. a whole fetish. am i less radical for needing to pay my bills?]
truthfully, i'm not certain what the answer is, anyway. maybe we could start by 1) not appending 'justice' to everything 2) demanding full and informed consent as to how one’s data is used, meaning folks can withdraw that consent easily and at any time, with no social or material consequences of any kind 3) implementing strict regulations on how data is collected and shared. just some ideas.
what i think's more likely to happen is corporations are gonna throw some kente cloth on it and be like "the algorithm is black now," train it to perform the affect of people of color, and serve us the same technological violence, but this time in digital blackface.]{
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''an artist sellout''
You know the answer is a molotov cocktail, but you’ve let yourself become “a diversity, equity, and inclusion consultant” because let’s face it, you’ve got bills to pay.
You get older. You get tired. Your bones hurt. Maybe you have a kid with a bug-eyed libertarian space daddy because it just feels...easier, somehow, than continuing to rage against the machine.
Besides, it’s not like you can’t still be critical. Powerful institutions *love<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/heart-suit.png" width="50px">* this about you. In fact, your reputation as a critical provocateur can be instrumentalized to legitimize and perpetuate the status quo. So long as you avoid forbidden words like ~~(cycling-link:"unionization","communism,","billionaires shouldn't exist","eat the rich","ban the nazis","free palestine")~~, the very institutions you seek to antagonize will gleefully sponsor your work. We all have our role to play.
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You seem pretty content to cruise around on autopilot, not having much of an opinion on anything. Are you really that unbothered by the world around you? Or do you feel powerless and despondent in a society where wealth and opportunity are hoarded by the few, and yet, somehow, it’s still up to the individual to recycle or “protect your personal data” with 84 different passwords even though all your info just gonna get leaked onto the dark web because your job, or your school, or your bank, or your credit card company got hacked? Maybe they should change their passwords from '1234'? Why are we always shifting responsibility from the most powerful to the least?]
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i'm really starting to get a sense of what matters to you.
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''listen.''
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|block2)[(t8n: "dissolve")[*really*]]
|block3)[(t8n: "dissolve")[you tryna get us put on a list?]]
|block4)[(t8n: "dissolve")[i'm trying to get this diversity bag. move along.]]
|block5)[(t8n:"dissolve")[~~(link-repeat:"nice shit for everybody")[(open-url: "https://downandoutdistro.noblogs.org/files/2019/02/niceshit.pdf")]~~...pfft, nice shit for *me*]]
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almost done. let's try some easier questions.
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do you wash your legs?
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not just letting gravity wash the soap down...
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i mean do you really wash them...]]
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do you wipe your backside?
sorry that i even (link-repeat: "have to ask.")[(open-url: 'https://boingboing.net/2017/10/14/skidmarks-for-everyone.html')(set: $curious0 to true)]
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are you familiar with (link-repeat: "algorithms of oppression")[(open-url: 'https://youtu.be/iRVZozEEWlE')(set: $curious1 to true)] or (link-repeat: "new jim code")[(open-url: 'https://youtu.be/cjQyEGzwWqg')(set: $curious2 to true)]?
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complete this sentence.
(dropdown: 2bind $lives, "black", "blue", "all") lives matter.
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(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
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]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
which is more terrifying?
a world without (dropdown: 2bind $terror, "police.", "privacy.")
{[ ]<msg|
}
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(if: $terror is "police.")[
(set: $procop to true)
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(set: $proprivacy to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
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(set: $procop to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else-if: $terror is "privacy.")[
(set: $proprivacy to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
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(if: $terror is "police.")[
(set: $procop to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else-if: $terror is "privacy.")[
(set: $proprivacy to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
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(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
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]
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(if: $terror is "police.")[
(set: $procop to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else-if: $terror is "privacy.")[
(set: $proprivacy to true)
(goto: "topwhite")
]
(else:)[
(replace:?msg)[please make a selection.]
]
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'terror', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'terror', 'loop', false)
(track: 'terror', 'play')
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<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/banana_1f34c.png">
how much is one banana?
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $bananaa to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "submission")]] $0.19
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $bananab to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "submission")]] $0.25
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $bananac to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "submission")]] $10
|==|
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'banana', 'loop', false)
(track: 'banana', 'play')
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(set: $iconEAR to '<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ear_medium-dark-skin-tone.png">')
]
(if:$skintone is "deep")[
(set: $iconEAR to '<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ear_dark-skin-tone-2.png">')
]
(if: $skintone is 0)[
(set: $iconEAR to '<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/ear-yellow.png">')
]
}$iconEAR
are your earlobes hanging or attached?
{
(click: "attached")[(set: $hot to true)(goto: "permissions")]
(click: "hanging")[(set: $hideous to true)(goto: "permissions")]
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(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'hot', 'loop', false)
(track: 'hot', 'play')
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<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
more (cycling-link: 2bind $coder1, "black","trans","queer","disabled","neurodivergent") (cycling-link: 2bind $coder2, "femme","women","non-binary","trans","feminist", "disabled", "muslim") coders is
=|
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout0| (click: ?shout0)[(replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $codersa to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "banana")]] fantastic.
=|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout1| (click: ?shout1)[(replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $codersb to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "banana")]] reverse oppression.
|=
[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">]<shout2| (click: ?shout2)[(replace: ?shout2)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout0)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](replace: ?shout1)[<img class="b" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png" width="25px">](set: $codersc to true)(live: .5s)[(goto: "banana")]] not enough to address the oppressive forces of tech oligarchies and mass surveillance.
|==|
(unless: (track: 'morec', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'morec', 'loop', false)
(track: 'morec', 'play')
] <img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
(t8n: "dissolve")[oh i get it. you're not a nazi, but you don't want to wholly reject fascism, either.]
|block2)[(t8n: "dissolve")[perhaps you want just *a little* fascism?]]
|block3)[(t8n: "dissolve")[as a treat?]]
|block1)[(t8n: "dissolve")[ [[$iconNEXT->p11]] ]]
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(unless: (track: 'treat', 'isplaying'))[
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]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/shushing-face.png">
(set: $warning1 to false)(set: $comrade to true)<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('comrade');</script>
(text-colour:lime)[|block1)[wow yes join my communist book club on faceboo..]
|block2)[j/k the authorities have been alerted]
|block3)[(not here, k???)]
]
|block4)[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>(goto: "pronounsA")]
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(set: $hotdog to false)
(set: $taco to false)
(set: $pizza to false)
(set: $cop to false)
(set: $elonsexual to false)
(set: $bezosexual to false)
(set: $zucksexual to false)
(set: $radicalleftist to false)
(set: $actualfascist to false)
(set: $fecklessautomaton to false)
(set: $techsavior to false)
(set: $artistsellout to false)
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(set: $p1b to false)
(set: $p1c to false)
(set: $p1d to false)
(set: $p2a to false)
(set: $p2b to false)
(set: $p2c to false)
(set: $p3a to false)
(set: $p3b to false)
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(set: $p4b to false)
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(set: $p5a to false)
(set: $p5b to false)
(set: $p5c to false)
(set: $p6a to false)
(set: $p6b to false)
(set: $p6c to false)
(set: $p7a to false)
(set: $p7b to false)
(set: $p7c to false)
(set: $p8a to false)
(set: $p8b to false)
(set: $p8c to false)
(set: $p9a to false)
(set: $p9b to false)
(set: $p9c to false)
(set: $p10a to false)
(set: $p10b to false)
(set: $p10c to false)
(set: $p11a to false)
(set: $p11b to false)
(set: $p11c to false)
(set: $p12a to false)
(set: $p12b to false)
(set: $p12c to false)
(set: $p13a to false)
(set: $p13b to false)
(set: $p13c to false)
(set: $p14a to false)
(set: $p14b to false)
(set: $p14c to false)
(set: $p15a to false)
(set: $p15b to false)
(set: $p15c to false)
(set: $p16a to false)
(set: $p16b to false)
(set: $p16c to false)
(set: $p17a to false)
(set: $p17b to false)
(set: $p17c to false)
(set: $p18a to false)
(set: $p18b to false)
(set: $p18c to false)
(set: $k0 to false)
(set: $k1 to false)
(set: $k2 to false)
(set: $k3 to false)
(set: $k4 to false)
(set: $k5 to false)
(set: $k6 to false)
(set: $k7 to false)
(set: $k8 to false)
(set: $k9 to false)
(set: $k10 to false)
(set: $k11 to false)
<!--- Actual Fascist ----------------->
(set: $button2 to false)
(set: $grimes to false)
(set: $comrade to false)
(set: $warning2 to false)
(set: $gritty to false)
(set: $orange to false)
(set: $hotdog to false)
(set: $reasonable to false)
(set: $hot to false)
(set: $hideous to false)
(set: $e4n to false)
(set: $bananab to false)
(set: $bananac to false)
(set: $logical to false)
(set: $illogical to false)
(set: $needstherapy to false)
(set: $procop to false)
(set: $curious0 to false)
(set: $curious1 to false)
(set: $curious2 to false)
(set: $readthearticle to false)
(set: $blacklives to false)
(set: $antiblack to false)
(set: $all to false)
(set: $karen to false)
(set: $footsoldier to false)
(set: $info to false)
(set: $nerd to false)
(set: $noidea to false)
(set: $boomer to false)
(set: $blacksanta to false)
(set: $obama to false)
(set: $default to false)
(set: $narc to false)
(set: $mayo to false)
(set: $boomOR to false)
(set: $whitesanta to false)
}{(set: $actualfascist to it + 3)
(if: $actualfascist < 4)[you're fashy but not quite a fascist]
(if: $fct > 0)[
(set: $fashy to true)]
(checkbox: 2bind $fashy,"fascist tendencies")
(link-repeat: "click here")[(set: $fct to it+1)(if: $fct > 0)[
(set: $fashy to true)]]
(if: $button0 is true)[set: $bezosexual to true)]
(checkbox: 2bind $bezosexual,"bezosexual")
(if: $button1 is true)[set: $zucksexual to true)]
(if: $button2 is true)[set: $elonsexual to true)]
}<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/shushing-face.png">
(set: $warning1 to false)(set:$comrade to true)
(text-colour:lime)[|block1)[wow yes join my communist book club on faceboo..]
|block2)[j/k the authorities have been alerted]
|block3)[not here, k???]
]
|block4)[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script>(goto: "robot")]
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(set: $counter to it + 0.5)
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(show: ?block1)
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(show: ?block2)
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(else-if: $counter is 2.5)[
(show: ?block3)
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(stop:)
(show: ?block4)
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<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
okay but which santa?
|santa1>[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/santa-claus_light-skin-tone.png">] |santa2>[<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/santa-claus_dark-skin-tone.png">]
(click: ?santa1)[(set: $blacksanta to true)(goto: "personality intro")]
(click: ?santa2)[(set: $whitesanta to true)(goto: "personality intro")]
(unless: (track: 'santa', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'santa', 'loop', false)
(track: 'santa', 'play')
]<center>(text-style:"buoy")[<img class="pen" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/black-nib.png">]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/scroll.png"></center>(set: $perm to 1)
just need you to sign-off before we proceed to the last question.
|block6)[*whoops, you left something unchecked.*]
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(set: $pp14 to true)
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(goto: "techsexual")
]
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<b>here's some of the ways fairly intelligent^^<img class="tm" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/trade-mark.png" width="25px">^^ might use your data:</b>
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(checkbox: 2bind $pp2, "sell it to dating apps to rate your attractiveness")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp3, "sell it to ICE to keep immigrants in jail")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp4, "sell it to school districts to fire 'underperforming' teachers")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp5, "sell it to police departments to identify protestors")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp6, "sell it to video conferencing companies to let employers know who's paying attention during a call")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp7, "sell it to ~~redacted~~ to track warehouse workers' bathroom breaks")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp8, "sell it to for-profit colleges selling useless degrees to people who are desperate for social mobility")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp9, "sell it to employers who charge more for health benefits if employees don't participate in wellness programs")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp10, "sell it to governments who persecute religious, sexual, and ethnic minorities")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp11, "sell it to political orgs who peddle conspiracy theories")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp12, "sell it to employers who automatically fire workers to meet turnover quotas")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp13, "sell it to landlords who practice discriminatory housing tactics")
(checkbox: 2bind $pp14, "sell it to SAT prep companies who charge thousands more in Asian-American neighborhoods")
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(live: 0.5s)[
(set: $counter to it + 0.5)
(if: $counter is 0.5)[
(show: ?block1)
]
(else-if: $counter is 2)[
(show: ?block2)
]
(else-if: $counter is 4)[
(show: ?block3)
]
(else-if: $counter is 6)[
(show: ?block4)
]
(else-if: $counter is 7)[
(show: ?block5)
(stop:)
]
]
(unless: (track: 'perms', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'perms', 'loop', false)
(track: 'perms', 'play')
]
(if: $pnoun is "he")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "she")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('she');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "they")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('they');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "neo")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script>]\
(if: $pnoun is "none")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>]\
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
(set: $pronounsA to true)
[what are your pronouns?]<comment|
(dropdown: 2bind $h, "make a selection", "she/her", "he/him", "they/them", "xe/xem/ze/hir/fae/faer/ey/em")
(live: 0.2s)[\
(if: $h is "make a selection")[(set: $pnoun to "none")(replace:?comment)[what are your pronouns?]<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>]\
(if: $h is "he/him")[(set: $pnoun to "he")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'he', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'he', 'loop', false)
(track: 'he', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>]\
(if: $h is "she/her")[(set: $pnoun to "she")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'she', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'she', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('she');</script>]\
(if: $h is "they/them")[(set: $pnoun to "they")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'they', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'they', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('they');</script>]\
(if: $h is "xe/xem/ze/hir/fae/faer/ey/em")[(set: $pnoun to "neo")(replace:?comment)[ ]{(unless: (track: 'neo', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'neo', 'play')
]}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script>]]
[[$iconNEXT->robot]]<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/slightly-smiling-face.png" alt="slightly smiling face emoji">
this work contains audio that is critical to experiencing the work as i intended. it is not optimized for mobile devices, in particular, audio loads sporadically on such devices. i rather like the audio, so please, only continue on a desktop/non-mobile browser.
headphones are optional. i personally think you should play with the volume cranked to 11.
can you hear me?
{|b1)[
==|=
(link-rerun: "yes")[
(if: (track: 'miccheck', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
]
(replace: ?msg)[
great. the <tw-link onclick="window.scroll(0,0)" tabindex="0">audio controls</tw-link> are always at the top of the page.
]
(click: "audio controls")[
(show: ?access)
]
]
=|==
(link-rerun: "no")[
(unless: (track: 'miccheck', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'miccheck', 'loop', true)
(track: 'miccheck', 'play')
]
(hide: ?b2)
(hide: ?access)
(replace: ?msg)[
try fiddling with your audio. the controls can always be found at the <tw-link onclick="window.scroll(0,0)" tabindex="0">top</tw-link> of the page.
click "yes" when you can hear the audio.
]
]
|==|
]}
[ ]<msg|
|access)[
some parts of this experience may trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. let me know which setting is appropriate for you.
==|=
(set: $noFlash to false)
|noFlash>[{
(if: $noFlash is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $noFlash to true)
(rerun: ?noFlash)
(set: $flashOK to false)
(rerun: ?flashOK)
(show: ?b2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>") [
(set: $noFlash to false)
(rerun: ?noFlash)
]
]
}] no flashing lights
=|==
(set: $flashOK to false)
|flashOK>[{
(if: $flashOK is false)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/white-circle.png' width='25px'>")[
(set: $flashOK to true)
(rerun: ?flashOK)
(set: $noFlash to false)
(rerun: ?noFlash)
(show: ?b2)
]
]
(else:)[
(link: "<img src='https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/radio-button.png' width='25px'>") [
(set: $flashOK to false)
(rerun: ?flashOK)
]
]
}] flashing lights ok
|==|
]
|b2)[ there's also a <b>privacy statement,</b> but it's boring and who even reads those things?
[[<img class="nav" img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/backhand-index-pointing-right-yellow.png">->welcome]]
]
(click: "hear")[
(unless: (track: 'miccheck', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'miccheck', 'loop', true)
(track: 'miccheck', 'play')
]
(show: ?b1)
]
(click: "privacy statement,")[
(set: $pnotice to true)
(open-url: "https://fairlyintelligent.tech/privacy")
]
I prefer to limit my interaction with fascists to watching them get <div style="display: inline-block">|fash>[(text-colour:#ffe085)[~~?#@*&%! to songs from the 80s~~]],</div>
(mouseover-replace: ?fash)[(text-colour:#5767B3)[strongly worded letters asking them to reject authoritarianism]]
<img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/shushing-face.png">
(set: $warning1 to false)(set: $comrade to true)
<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('comrade');</script>
(text-colour:black)[|block1)[(t8n: "dissolve")[wow yes join my communist book club on faceboo..]]
|block2)[(t8n: "dissolve")[j/k the authorities have been alerted]]
|block3)[(t8n: "dissolve")[(not here, k???)]]
]
|block4)[(t8n: "dissolve")[<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('he');</script>(goto: "pronounsA")]]
{
(set: $counter to 0)
(live: 0.5s)[
(set: $counter to it + 0.5)
(if: $counter is 0.5)[
(show: ?block1)
]
(else-if: $counter is 1.5)[
(show: ?block2)
]
(else-if: $counter is 2.5)[
(show: ?block3)
]
(else-if: $counter is 4.5)[
(stop:)
(show: ?block4)
]
]
}<script>$('html').removeClass("he she they comrade neo").addClass('neo');</script><img src="https://prettydarke.files.wordpress.com/2023/07/expressionless-face.png">
(set: $warning2 to true)
(text-colour:black)[''listen.''
|block1)[(t8n: "dissolve")[cut it out.]]
|block2)[(t8n: "dissolve")[*really*]]
|block3)[(t8n: "dissolve")[you tryna get us put on a list?]]
|block4)[(t8n: "dissolve")[i'm trying to get this diversity bag. move along.]]
|block5)[(t8n:"dissolve")[~~(link-repeat:"nice shit for everybody")[(open-url: "https://downandoutdistro.noblogs.org/files/2019/02/niceshit.pdf")]~~...pfft, nice shit for *me*]]
|block6)[(goto: "p12")]]
{
(set: $counter to 0)
(live: 0.5s)[
(set: $counter to it + 0.5)
(if: $counter is 1)[
(show: ?block1)
(show: ?block5)
]
(else-if: $counter is 1.5)[
(show: ?block2)
]
(else-if: $counter is 2)[
(show: ?block3)
]
(else-if: $counter is 2.5)[
(show: ?block4)
]
(else-if: $counter is 6.5)[
(stop:)
(show: ?block6)
]
]
}
(unless: (track: 'warn2b', 'isplaying'))[
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
(track: 'warn2b', 'loop', false)
(track: 'warn2b', 'play')
]